That's great. We can fix that.All it takes is one phone call.You know that. They can never refuse me,man!

What did you say, his scores are terrible? Not to worry about these trivial details, yaar (friendly Indian slang). All those rules are for the common man, you understand?

Yeah, why not? After all what are friends for?

Let him get into real estate development, you know, building plush offices and residences.There is big money there. I'll of course pull a few strings here & there to ensure good sales.

Better still, I'll pass the order that my department buys offices there.

No yaar, we don't need any additional space, but who cares?

Well, let's see.

It's certainly not difficult.Why don't you get into some Ministries, preferably defence or industries or Finance.I could fix that for you.

This country needs people like you anyway.

Why not Mr Bureaucrat?

While I occupy this chair, bhabhiji (Hindi word meaning sister-in-law. In India, this is a respectful way of addressing another's wife. It is not used literally, but to imply camaraderie & oneness with the other person.) need never bother with attending classes, and appearing for exams.I'll see that she gets her degree certificate right away.

What else can I do for you, give me the privilege to serve you.

That's a breeze. Don't worry, Mantriji (Mr. Minister), I have done this for all shades of politicians & businessmen.

By the way, it was a brilliant move on your part to tie a couple of cattle in your frontyard!! What a way to build loyalty!And those stupid farmers actually believe you are one of them.